Big Dog Eats Black Cat!

This is one crazy pic! It gives me nightmares!

Return of the Snow Leopard

People keep on talking about this snow leopard thing - apparently not much of real cat since he has some strange affinity to apples. I mean who ever heard of a vegetarian cat? What a woosie.

Anyway I don't see what the big deal is - with global warming on the increase, the future of a snow leopard is probably in great jeapordy.

There is no point of investing in such a cat with a limited future - long live the house cats! and the street cats (which are basically house cats but poor).

Racism is rife on the web!

This post is an outrage! A day on the web without cats!!!!???? We practically invented the web, we dominate twitter, and in general we are just superior. I am going to find these people and defecate on their desktops... they probably even use PCs and not Macs.

Their campaign is one aimed at our heritage and it attacks our kind - never before have I seen such a blatant display of webified racism... it's time to rebel!!!

Down with the hamster lovers!

>^..^<

Supply and Demand in the defecation industry

I've heard this blogging thing is all the rage, so I'm going to try it out. I have a bit more spare time as it happens; due to someone spiking my food with immodium I have been out of SquitterAction for a few days. Thus my poopalicious productivity has declined somewhat. I've heard that in general there is a bit of an economic slowdown at the moment, so I suppose that it was inevitable that my "doing my business" would be affected by this alleged downturn.

However in general my activity is quite contrarian to popular economics. My product (pooping on people's driveways and lawns) is definitely not in demand, and supply has been plentiful (up till now). Usually, surplus supply with little demand would mean you're out of business, but due to my ingenuity I have completely disrupted the traditional laws of economics. My business is totally unaffected by demand... humans get my product whether they like it or not. One of my neighbours, Hans, is ex special forces, and I think his little immodium trick is his seemingly clever way of restricting supply. Little does he know that I am on to him, and revenge will be sweet. And for him somewhat sticky too....

Murhaaaa haa ha! ha ha ha!!