Free the crazy pooping cat!

This poor cat was locked up in jail for pooping on a rich person's driveway. If he had done it on a poor person's driveway, then he probably would be a free cat today. Oh wait, poor people don't usually own driveways do they? oh well whatever.

in any case FREE this poor feline! the crime is not justified by the time! Stop the Nazi cat oppressors!

Racism is rife on the web!

This post is an outrage! A day on the web without cats!!!!???? We practically invented the web, we dominate twitter, and in general we are just superior. I am going to find these people and defecate on their desktops... they probably even use PCs and not Macs.

Their campaign is one aimed at our heritage and it attacks our kind - never before have I seen such a blatant display of webified racism... it's time to rebel!!!

Down with the hamster lovers!

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