Monday, 14 September 2009
During the recession, many felines find they are out of work. The Zappos cat has been quite enterprising, having found a job helping out with web search...
For example if you go to Zappos and search for me, the Kitty tells you I am not to be found. It's great work if you can get it!
Sunday, 13 September 2009
Saturday, 12 September 2009
Friday, 11 September 2009
I'm often asked what the best kind of mouse is... the right answer is a fresh one. This makes for better quality pooping and bigger furballs... and we all know that the ladycats love big furballs.
However - all in all I have to say that the best type of mouse is a deadmaus! Great tune for picking up chickatst too.
ooooooooh yeaaaaah.... I remember!
Thursday, 10 September 2009
This poor cat was locked up in jail for pooping on a rich person's driveway. If he had done it on a poor person's driveway, then he probably would be a free cat today. Oh wait, poor people don't usually own driveways do they? oh well whatever.
in any case FREE this poor feline! the crime is not justified by the time! Stop the Nazi cat oppressors!
Wednesday, 9 September 2009
Tuesday, 8 September 2009
Monday, 7 September 2009
People keep on talking about this snow leopard thing - apparently not much of real cat since he has some strange affinity to apples. I mean who ever heard of a vegetarian cat? What a woosie.
Anyway I don't see what the big deal is - with global warming on the increase, the future of a snow leopard is probably in great jeapordy.
There is no point of investing in such a cat with a limited future - long live the house cats! and the street cats (which are basically house cats but poor).
Thursday, 3 September 2009
This post is an outrage! A day on the web without cats!!!!???? We practically invented the web, we dominate twitter, and in general we are just superior. I am going to find these people and defecate on their desktops... they probably even use PCs and not Macs.
Their campaign is one aimed at our heritage and it attacks our kind - never before have I seen such a blatant display of webified racism... it's time to rebel!!!
Down with the hamster lovers!
I've heard this blogging thing is all the rage, so I'm going to try it out. I have a bit more spare time as it happens; due to someone spiking my food with immodium I have been out of SquitterAction for a few days. Thus my poopalicious productivity has declined somewhat. I've heard that in general there is a bit of an economic slowdown at the moment, so I suppose that it was inevitable that my "doing my business" would be affected by this alleged downturn.
However in general my activity is quite contrarian to popular economics. My product (pooping on people's driveways and lawns) is definitely not in demand, and supply has been plentiful (up till now). Usually, surplus supply with little demand would mean you're out of business, but due to my ingenuity I have completely disrupted the traditional laws of economics. My business is totally unaffected by demand... humans get my product whether they like it or not. One of my neighbours, Hans, is ex special forces, and I think his little immodium trick is his seemingly clever way of restricting supply. Little does he know that I am on to him, and revenge will be sweet. And for him somewhat sticky too....
Murhaaaa haa ha! ha ha ha!!